WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
try to milk me bitch
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