IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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