You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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