That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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