Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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