Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize