Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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