it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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