Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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