they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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