I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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