I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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