So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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