when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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