She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
did you just send me my own nude
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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