Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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