Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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