dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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