note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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