is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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