She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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