Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
