Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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