well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
