I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's just like the Real World with babies
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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