I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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