why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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