An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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