exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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