shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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