i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we're making bets on your personal life
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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