He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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