Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the raccoons are back...
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