yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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