What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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