plz talk dirty to me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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