I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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