there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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