you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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