People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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