Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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