Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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