An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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