Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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