I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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