I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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