wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
