:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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