I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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