Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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