two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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