new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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