ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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