As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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