i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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