From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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