All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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