I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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