Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish i was in the wii world.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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